the phantom of the opera but instead of meg giry saying “he’s here, the phantom of the opera,” she just mutters “dinkleberg”
I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,
but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that
you find a phillips screwdriver.
BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!
BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!
unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver
look at how cute it is!
it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.
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tumblr may be a hell site full of nauseating discourse but at least they haven’t integrated a ‘stories’ feature like literally every other social media site
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30 days of disney; day 29 – favorite DCOM: the thirteenth year
this is by no means the best of the dcoms – in fact, it’s sort of awful. it’s badly written, the acting is laughable, the special effects are awful and the story is really really weird. basically turning into a mermaid as a metaphor for puberty? also the main actor? not thirteen. eighteen. and it shows.so why did i pick it?
because mermaids, that’s why.
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Source: street-walking-stealer
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Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is?
@the-mighty-birdymay:
He went from this
to this
and this
Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.
THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.
IF THIS WASNT THE REACH OF THE CENTURY.
It really did happen. This will go down in history as one of my favorite Tumblr reaches 😂😂😂Legendary Post.
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Tammy gets dragged…
Louise is legit savage
I love these kids
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Remember that.
